Branding Her
By the Numbers
Six books, mapped. Who's connected to whom — and what the series actually does, every act, toy and first, counted from the text.
Books 1–6
The everyday
The everyday tally — what actually happened on the page, between everything else.
Just about as much tea as coffee. The small stuff, counted.
“Kaylee made tea for herself, coffee for Alex.”
Kisses, book by book
- Book 137
- Book 253
- Book 328
- Book 416
- Book 555
- Book 646
The little things
The running joke, the texts, and what they call each other.
The bolts
Kaylee, texting from London: “The bolts seem good here. No movement”
The texts
Kaylee sends more.
The words
“Same.” starts at Pride. By Book 5 it’s “our word now.”
The soundtrack
Every song on the Branding Her soundtrack, counted once. The full list, scene by scene, is on the music page.
Songs, book by book
- Book 18
- Book 23
- Book 38
- Book 423
- Book 53
- Book 618
Alex sings anyway: Hello in the car, Milkshake on the sidewalk, Total Eclipse of the Heart in the cabin. Her father says her karaoke once cleared a restaurant in London. Her brother’s review: “She used to sing in the shower. Not good.”
The dynamic
The power play, in its own words.
times they came together
Both over the edge in the same breath. (Books 1–5; Book 6 folds in once the data's final.)
First said in Book 2: “Ms. Carlisle will do.”
The Chart
Who loved whom, who's family, who's in the room at work. Colour marks the era; tap a name to light up their world.
Who's who
- Alex & Kaylee — present
- NYC — Sara era
- London years (2005-2010)
- Kaylee — before the series
- Family
- Professional
- Recovery thread — non-romantic (firewalled)
Nathan appears as a firewalled recovery thread, never a romantic connection.
18+ · mature themes · counts only, no explicit imagery
Read along
Locked by default so nothing spoils you. Mark how far you've read — the numbers fill in as you go.
Nothing revealed yet
Tap an episode above to start filling in the picture.
Acts, toys & firsts
What actually happens across the series — counted from every intimate scene.
Acts, ranked
✦ Rare & remarkable
Moments that happen just once or twice in the whole series.
Positions
Toys & equipment, by category
What tips them over
Where it happens
Who starts it
61 firsts in Books 1–5
Every milestone the series reaches for the first time in Books 1–5, by kind.
Firsts by category
How it builds
Intimate acts and orgasms, counted per book.
Each book's shape
Pick a book to see where it leans. The faint shape is the series average.
Each axis is scaled to the strongest book on it — so this shows the lean, not raw volume.
What goes with what
Every act, toy and position that shares a moment, pulled together — the headline pairings, then the full web to explore.
Most common pairings
- Strap-on + Missionary
- Oral + Face-sitting
- Strap-on + On top
- Hands & fingers + Missionary
- Hands & fingers + Against the wall
- Oral + From behind
Or explore the full web — tap a node to trace everything it pairs with.
Node type
- Act
- Toy / equipment
- Position
Node size = how connected · line = how often together.